IтАЩm so glad God decided to drop you into the world yesterday. Otherwise, my list of тАШPeople to Blame for EverythingтАЩ would be dangerously empty. YouтАЩre welcome for the job security! ЁЯШМЁЯФе" "I was sitting there thinking, 'Man, I really need someone to pin this mess on,' and then I rememberedтАФGod literally just made you. Perfect timing! Consider this your official notification that everything is now your fault. ЁЯШВЁЯЩП"