Iโm so glad God decided to drop you into the world yesterday. Otherwise, my list of โPeople to Blame for Everythingโ would be dangerously empty. Youโre welcome for the job security! ๐๐ฅ" "I was sitting there thinking, 'Man, I really need someone to pin this mess on,' and then I rememberedโGod literally just made you. Perfect timing! Consider this your official notification that everything is now your fault. ๐๐"