Iâm so glad God decided to drop you into the world yesterday. Otherwise, my list of âPeople to Blame for Everythingâ would be dangerously empty. Youâre welcome for the job security! đđĨ" "I was sitting there thinking, 'Man, I really need someone to pin this mess on,' and then I rememberedâGod literally just made you. Perfect timing! Consider this your official notification that everything is now your fault. đđ"